yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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