Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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