Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
His hands were made for my vagina.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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