how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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