Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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