The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
