don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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