as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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