went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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