I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I have post one night stand depression
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