People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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