theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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