He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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