Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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