My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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