Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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