Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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