i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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