He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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