Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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