belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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