i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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