i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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