im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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