areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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