meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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