he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
