fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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