Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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