Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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