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go home
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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