Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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