U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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