Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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