i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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