haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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