So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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