Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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