Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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