just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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