i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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