Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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