Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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