Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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