C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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