Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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