Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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