I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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