I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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