Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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