How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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