Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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