how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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