would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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