why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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