I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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