check it out our google latitudes are spooning
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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