I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
